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Watching X Men: Apocalypse, don't understand what's going on where are Wolverine and Captain Picard?

Truth revealed, the end times were going to be turbulent. Bring it on; can't be worse than the now times. Apocalypse.


Clip clip went the scissors
Sarah's first day alone
Working at Cut and Snips
Ring ring went the phone
Producing pandemonium
OAPs with Mohicans
Hairdryers giving tans
Sarah received no tips
That day now known as
The hairstyling apocalypse

Phantom Apocalypse No: 622
July 1995 Robbie Williams leaves Take That.