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‘I’m in management Sandra, I can’t just dive in. It needs thinking about.’
‘Really Tom, I bet you can manage to eat your tea?’
‘Is it that time already?’
‘No, not until you’ve managed that shelf onto the wall.’
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It was originally the vicar's idea
Maybe some reverse diarrhoea
It was Sponsored kitten tossing
What on Earth was he thinking
Those kittens filled all the air
People looked on in despair
Luckily kittens are very bouncy
All the humans needed therapy