masthead image - an open book


(2 stories)

Tarzan's still off grid so has no need for utilities, just a utility belt to go with his loin cloth and facilitate his faculties.


Every person should have one
It's magnificent and lots of fun
It whizzes, hisses and it whirls
Doing it's thing it actually purrs
Put it in any room of the house
Even if not sure what it does
It's the final say in modernity
A totally non-functional utility