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Depending

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'Depending on the weather, I might get the grass cut today.'
'Are you depending upon it raining Tom?'
'What do you mean?'
'So you can put it off for yet another day!'
'Oh Sandra, how could you?'
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He was in some tizzy and a lather
He was depending on the weather
The meanest man alive in Britain
Always liked going out in the rain
Washing up liquid combed right in
No need to waste money on hot water
Cheapest way to wash a chap's hair