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Manners

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Jeremy Spanners
Had zero manners
He'd always arrive late
Make people really grate
Burp and, whatever
Here there and everywhere
People tried telling him off
He wouldn't at all care
Once met The Queen
Let us just say
She nutted him twice
After going completely spare

Whether you think burping after a meal is good or bad manners. Doing it in my face is not on.
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It was all a total myth; Buster always minded his p's and q's, oh yes he has the best of manners.
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