masthead image - an open book


(3 stories)

Something WEEird for you. I can smell the asparagus I had last night. A pungent, low aromatic tone to start a fresh day. #130story

‘Is it me getting larger or are these chocolate bars getting smaller?’
‘They’ve reduced the size so that we don’t eat so much Tom.’
‘Really? I bet they haven’t lowered the price though Sandra.’
‘No, somehow they always go up!’


The creature disappeared down a hole
I volunteered to be lowered down
In quest for The Beast of Bodmin Moor
I found myself in a cavern
Then, "Blonde woman, corr, corr"
"I am but a man", I did scream
Only reply was, "Urgh, urgh"
Then slamming of strangely located door