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(3 stories)

‘Why are you taking my new car?’
‘All property is theft, Sandra, I thought it was ours.’
‘When did you become a closet anarchist Tom?’
‘But there’s a principle at stake Sandra.’
‘What, envy?’

Stealing from the poor to feed the rich. Good old Western culture. Bring back Robin Hood


Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee
Denied any role in any larceny
That there Queen of Hearts
She ate her own jam tarts
Little, pah, Jack Horner
He's just a big fat hoarder
Tweedle Dee Blamed Dum
Tweedle Dum Blamed Dee
But neither gave away
Their illegal moonshine distillery

Theft” by PaulPJB, 4 Aug 19