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Don't dry your teens on the radiator
If they have been caught in the rain
Maybe they've fallen down a drain
Don't dry your offspring on the radiator
They will go limp and lose their shape
Crumpled and rumpled be a sorry fate
So don't dry your children on the radiator
‘Joyce was asking about your book Tom.’
‘Which one?’
‘Oh, I forgot you’ve written two. Anyway how are the selling?’
‘You can tell her they’re well into the teens Sandra, well in.’
‘I guess you won’t be retiring soon then.’
‘These things take time to take off…’
#130story
In this day and age, Captain Cavemen might raise a few eyebrows. Running around with teens in short skirts at his age #130story