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Oliver

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What's for tea?
Meat dinner.
What meat?
Come and see.
Ooo liver. Yak
Go hungry then. #130story

#130story

More?
More?
More?
Oliver wanted more and more
As he said pour pour pour
Who did Oliver think he was
What a dickens they said
A dozen pints already sunk
Should resemble happy skunk
But kept coming on and on
That was that Oliver Reed
Such an exemplary Englishman