Former

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Barry Muggle was always in a muddle
Whatever, whenever, wherever, former or next
Not stupid but never could pass any test
Even found passing water a bit of a puzzle
At last his search for a purpose put to rest
A shoe in for MP in ballot for Neasden West

'What are you doing Tom?'
'I'm making a sculpture of Kevin, Joyce's dog.'
'Out of old pallets?'
'No Sandra, out of concrete, the wood is for a former.'
'That's nice.'
'I'm using the lost wax method to create the shape.'
'Are you sure it's just the wax that is lost?'
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Billy got an invite to a school reunion. His wife asked if he going.
"They are former classmates for a reason dear"
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