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I knew a man many years ago
His name was Jacket Potato
What was Mr and Mrs Potato thinking
Giving their little lad the name of Jacket
Naturally became a cricketer
And was fairly good bowler
Except had talent and natural leaning
Jacket Potato had a career keeping wicket
Geordie Joe, had a flat tyre on his day trip to the Angel of the North.
Mic his mate came to help him fix it. Joe was struggling to pull the flat tyre off the car.
"Howay Joe man, ya supposed to jacket up first."
(im not sorry)
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‘What’s this blond hair on your jacket Tom?’
‘What, where? Oh that.’
‘It’s certainly not one of mine.’
‘I think I must have picked it up from Kevin next door.’
‘Kevin? He’s a chocolate lab. That would be a miracle!’
‘They do happen Sandra.’
‘Not around here they don’t!’
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