Tax

'Why is it my insurance goes up every time?'
'Which one is it now Tom?'
'For the house, nothing has changed since last year so why has it gone up? It's just a tax.'
'You say this every time you get a renewal.'
'You see Sandra, nothing has changed!'
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Johns got a job dow the spar
He’s learning a few life hacks
He doesn’t earn much money
But at least he doesn’t pay tax

They didn’t issue him a facemask
While working down the spar
But always being inventive
He’s wearing his mother’s BRA!
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Works for couples too

"Its taxing my brain working out future tax levels that we will be charged to pay for this pandemic" , said Bill
"We'll only pay if we live through it," replied Maggie
#130story
#cuphalfemptyorfull