Enforce

Family of bears went out for a stroll
Staying indoors would take a toll
A healthy nice walk in their forest
Then back for a hearty porridge digest
Their porridge was all over the floor
They caught miscreant and ate her
It was bears way to enforce the law

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If the police could tattoo the rule breakers
It wouldn’t have to be anything artsy
Just so they could be recognised at the ICU
And all put out to party

It wouldn’t have to be permanent
Just to last a month or two
It seems like a good idea
To protect both me and you
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'I saw a couple of police when I was at Morrison's this morning.'
'Oh Tom, were they there to enforce social distancing?'
'Well they came out with a couple of Easter eggs, they were selling them off cheap.'
'Essential items then?'
'Apparently so Sandra, apparently so.'
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