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(2 stories)

Six foot four and then some
Anger him and you were done
They called him the Governor
Feared by every fellow prisoner
Till booze in radiator overdone
Exploded blowing off his bum
Bad end to big bad Governor
Messy ending for a wrong un


'Where are you off to Tom?'
'To play golf.'
'But you don't play golf!'
'The governor said we could on Sunday night, so I'm off'
'But you don't have any clubs.'
'Perhaps I had best stick to angling then Sandra.'
'The only fish you've ever caught was in batter!'