masthead image - an open book


(2 stories)

Spartek Spartek were the greatest
Was Bonkamania's greatest ever team
Every game they played they would win
Every game they were never defeated
Absolutely no way they had cheated
Just that opposition fond of an own goal
A new bicycle and a years supply of coal


Had to replace the spring in woody today, should be good for another fifteen years, listen to him peck that tree