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ipswicher


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28 Apr 16 - 4 Dec 17

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When traders pound the Pound,
and the dollar's sent to cents;
when you're owed a pile of euros,
it creates a yen for the Yen. #130story

Yen” by ipswicher, 4 Dec 17

We grew selfish, cruel and sinful,
And our egos were enormous.
St Francis saw it wouldn't do,
So decided to reform us.
#130story

The soap was in the doldrums,
With poor reviews and ratings,
The public wanted something more
Than murder, thugs and matings.
#130story

The King subjects his subjects to his views on many subjects. The subjects remain subjective, subject to continuing prosperity. #130story

His job, dog and sprog,
All go into his blog,
And very funny he makes them.
But no reader learns,
How his late wife he yearns. #130story

Her face once sank 1,000 ships,
Now we have her on Look East.
So what's your secret, Helen?
'Just torpedoes, cream and yeast.' #130story

At last he found a site to discuss his theories about the meaning of life. Then he discovered he was only allowed 130 characters. #130story

Her writing hopes in a mess
She took a job in the press.
Few papers sold
She was left in the cold
As the Internet did it for less.
#130story