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Enormous

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Eric had a 'normous nose
it really was quite bulbous
he blew it in a pillow case
and his glasses never fell off

Ginormous
When neither enormous
Nor gigantic will do
And if there are no words
Or space?
Use an emoji
Like a smiling pile of

Imagine you're Frederick The Great. You're responsible for Brandenberg, Saxony, Pomerania, and now Silesia. Prussia was enormous. #130story

She tried.She averted her eyes.She looked the other way.She gazed into the distance.But she could not avoid eyeing Cyrano’s nose. #130story

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What career do you want
I've an enormous
An enormous, ooh,
You know
Mr Bishop
Stop these games
That's it
I want to be
Sid James

Don had told little white lies, big black hairy lies but mainly whopping enormous untruths. But it's all fictional so that's okay.
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We grew selfish, cruel and sinful,
And our egos were enormous.
St Francis saw it wouldn't do,
So decided to reform us.
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