Grape

"I'm gonna squish you like a grape."
"Like a bug you mean?"
"I'm a vegetarian, I don't want to hurt anything. I squish grapes."
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I can't believe I'll think of putting lipstick on a pig as the glory days. It is better than using a plaster on a bleeding wound. @130story

A second is all it takes for everything to change. For everything to go wrong. But may take minutes, hours and years to fix. @130story

12 grapes. New Year chimes begin and the first grape goes in.The second, then third. The juice trickles down throat. I may choke! @130story

Quite amazing
That one Sunmaid raisin
If watered and tended
Grows huge and distended
Now crowds queue to gape
My gargantuan grape
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For the 3rd year running he made the final of the annual grape peeling contest, only to lose to Steve "The Skinner" Smith again. @130story