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Coupon

(5 stories)

Behind locked doors
Twitching net curtains
Plans hatched
Backs scratched
What's certain?
Mutiny in the village
There's a coup on.
#130story

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

Coupon: eight score draws.
Viv Nicholson spends spends spends.
Drowns in a bottle.

#130story

Jill went red when an Ann Summers 'Birthday BOGOF' coupon fell out of her purse whilst she was paying for a cucumber in the coop #130story

It was a moonlit night as they walked down the garden. At the end stood the chicken coop. On the roof was a fox licking his lips. #130story

Amy the gluten-free, teetotal vegetarian was aghast at the coupons and offers. Bread, beer and (things containing) beef gelatine. #130story