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Component

(5 stories)

Spring'd sprung
Grass'd need
A'cuttin
Up n down
Ingine rev'd
'Y'spring h'sprung'
Old Cis said
'Y'needa new guv'nur
T'stop u'hunt'n
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The new code component didn't work. The error meant less than nothing to me. After a lot of staring, eureka! A missing semicolon. #130story

Ban all hunting
Got worried and thinking
Need a new governor spring it's missing
Now sounds sweet as a nut
Mower police can do one
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Talk to the best in the south-west
The A1 exponents of gearing components
If torque is your aim
Torquay Transmission's the name
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Edward Blames His Tool

The audience hissed.
Viola Ted shook his Strad.
'A loose component.'

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