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Acts

(6 stories)

He wants to impress
He acts on instinct,
But
A copy of Wisdens,
Linseed oil
And white shoes
Did not bowl this maiden over. #130story

Acts 1 : Verse1
Why couldn’t I have translated the Christmas story! Some scribes get all the luck.
#130story

He doesn't queue, but pushes to the front, then acts all sweetness and light.
I have been a good boy Mr C, poor deluded Donald.
#130story

Xmas. I act like I enjoy it. But 5.30pm I'll love it. Dr Who xmas ep. Oh yeah. Bring on the party poppers. Merry Humbug #130story

The store cupboard smells like a ride though Yorvik, an unpleasant damp yet pleasant odor. We must be having cheese for Christmas. #130story

I should have read the rule. I wrote and reworked my stories so that they had exactly one hundred and thirty charac… https://t.co/0MPeBZFaHZ