Knocked

#130story Old Knocker Nesbit was a knock-kneed knocker-up man, he knocked-up Nasty Norman's missus and was found dead in the back of a van. The knob.

'This is a lovely cake Tom.'
'Thanks, it's just something i knocked up.'
'It's a shame you had to get flour from one end of the kitchen to another.'
'Sandra, I can't help it if I'm an artist.'
'You certainly managed to create a mess!'
#130story

On my door he knocked
And handed over his tale
Then he strolled away
Through rain, snow and hail

10 days of #HMXmas2018 ... starts tomorrow

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#130story

She was at the window
Totalling up wishes
Then Eric the Elf
Came tumbling in
Clumsiest Elf ever been
Mrs Christmas jumped up
The came tumbling down
On that fateful day
Clumsy Eric the Elf
Knocked up Santa Claus missis