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Stance

(5 stories)

His stance is a cross of trying to look masculine and hard but looking like he crapped himself in his joggers. Silly Bert #130story

New Wii game for lazy people coming soon. LETS STANCE #130story

Southpaw or orthodox, stances for instances, horses for courses, but too many right steps at once, and Billy split his difference.
#130story

When asked of his stance on Brexit
John said it could end near or far
Like spilling a bag of maltesers
Or pouring a pickled onion from a jar
#130story
John might have something there.

Bert stood staring at the North Sea. He dipped his toe in. Brrrrr. No chance and off he went for a Greggs steak bake. #130story