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Flat

(5 stories)

I finished my pitch, "Riverdance in Space!"
I did the inspiration; he does the perspiration.
50:50 split.

Michael flatly refused.
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Flat” by jtruk, 11 Sep 16

I brought a take out flat white I'd bought back to my newly painted white flat. Flat white in a white flat. A fitting tribute @130story

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Stop #Immigration
#FreeTrade
@changebritain
#Trump lies :
#Deplorables
#MexicanWall
#FlatEarthersAll
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I feel like a bottle of lemonade, opened and left to go flat. I'm on my way to work. That'll sort me out and give me my fizz. @130story

As Greg awoke from uneasy dreams he found himself utterly transformed. Sometime in the night for no reason, he'd lost a [email protected]