Funny

"What do think of him."
"He's funny."
"Funny ha ha or funny strange?"
"Hmm...a little bit of both."
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Mrs came in. "Hoover there, you could have cleaned the floor". Imagine the fun and games if I said that to her. #130story

Putting Bobo the Clowns decapitated head in the soup was a mistake. It tasted funny #130story

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Are you sunny
Personable
Funny
Like Ice cream and jelly
On a dish
Placed on your
Tummy
Let's meet up
As both pleasantly
Barmy

-Are you holding a human ulna?
-Yes. But it's not working properly.
-In what way is it not working?
-I'm still waiting to laugh.

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I don't do funny
It'd be a facade
Something way too sunny
The Flying Dutchman's mirage.
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I saw 2 teams playing football with Bobo the clowns head. Its a funny old game. #130story

Putting Bobo the Clowns decapitated head in the washing machine was wrong. It was giving me a funny look #130story