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Politics

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'We need to retain our democracy, we need to take back control' they cried, yet their feigned interest in the state of the nation was fueled by the personal politics of power. #130story

He’d never understand
Just quite how poli-tics
Was he not listening
Or was it semantics
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Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever use more words than you need to. Executive usage order 99. #130story

Holy plop. There's moisture in the air. Stuff Brexit. Stuff Trump. I can feel it on my face. Ah bliss. #130story

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I once wrote a book
Politics For Daft People
If you ever care to look
Stupid politicians
Saying stupid things
Aimed at stupid people
Naturally
Wouldn't sell

She opened the envelope, scanned the text and exclaimed ‘This goes beyond the usual politics; we have to work with our enemies’. His sceptical look told her all she needed to know: ‘Trust me - we can make this work’ ’#130story