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(5 stories)


When I win the Oscar
I will thank all and everyone
Give due gratitude
For unnecessary remake
Of the Sound Of Music
As a rather hairy singing nun

When my car broke down 150 miles away, I was grateful I remembered buying breakdown cover. Being towed saved me £25 in petrol #130story

At 36 degrees, I was shivering in thermal socks and furry cardigan. With more than a little gratitude, I turned on the heating. #130story

Grateful for the likes and Retweets from #130story

After cleaning your mess
I didn't expect an angry stare
Or bad attitude
Just a little gratitude
Not a big tip
Just a thanks, dude