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Injured

(5 stories)

No I haven’t been injured
No I haven’t had an accident
No I haven’t got industrial deafness
Oh hang on!
Can you speak up please I can’t hear you!
Repeat
Repeat
Repeat
Hello! are you still there

After the match, Bob felt OK. No new injuries, no new pain. But he threw his back out when he kneeled down to tie his shoes. #130story

Billy. trained his ankle muscles. Dr suggested week off resting. As self employed dog walker, no walk, no cash. Codeine it is #130story

'I've strained my wrist' said Tom as he threw the table tennis bat down but Sharon smiled inside knowing it was only his pride that was really injured. #130story

I was badly injured
She put me in pain
Gave me the run-around
Left my head dizzy
I'll never play squash
With a woman again

#130story