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Anne was very precise
Always the correct cutlery
Always the correct settings
Every guest had a role
A place they needed to fill
No dessert spoon for soup
God help slurping offenders
Her eyes daggers drawn
Anne's looks ready to kill


I’ve just updated my website
Changing lots of settings
It’s now ready for a viewing
I’d appreciate your vettings

Items of clothing wishing I still owned.
Number 14: Chemical Brothers Setting Sun T-Shirt.

‘What beautiful settings.’
‘Do you mean the rings or the shop itself?’
‘I just thought with Valentine’s day coming up Tom.’
‘Sometimes you’re so transparent Sandra, just like the diamonds.’