masthead image - an open book


(3 stories)

Flim blurted out blah
Flam replied with a whah
Opening up tribal divisions
Flim for the Yahs
Flam for the Nahs
Who knows why
Who now cares
Except for opinions
That Flim and Flam
Were the first ever politicians


"So you moved cardboard tabs up or down for each division"
"That's it son, league ladders,only took an hour great fun"
"But why?"

PoorJohn isn’t good at maths
He can’t do Long or short divisions
He lost interest when the teacher said
Split the pie to make equal provisions
John loves his pies