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Divisions

(3 stories)

Flim blurted out blah
Flam replied with a whah
Opening up tribal divisions
Flim for the Yahs
Flam for the Nahs
Who knows why
Who now cares
Except for opinions
That Flim and Flam
Were the first ever politicians

#130story

"So you moved cardboard tabs up or down for each division"
"That's it son, league ladders,only took an hour great fun"
"But why?"
#130story

PoorJohn isn’t good at maths
He can’t do Long or short divisions
He lost interest when the teacher said
Split the pie to make equal provisions
#130story
John loves his pies