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Insane

(3 stories)

When John reversed onto the motorway
He thought they were all insane
That at rush hour on the motorway
He was the only one in his lane.

Poor John
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What's going on over there dear? asked Mary
Those loonies have escaped the Paris asylum and are throwing people into the river, said Bill
They're in Seine uttered Mary

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You musn't go down in that thing
The large crowd did loudly exclaim
Not in a clockwork submarine
Clearly he'd gone mad and insane
Off to sea it went
Tick-tock
Under the waves it did drop
Tick-tock
The inventor was very confident
An inventor never to be seen again