Straw

Treat the damp
Stop the peeling
Sue leafs through the quoted prices
Then the bath drops through the ceiling
So begins Sue's crisis
@130story

"A personal crisis?"
"Yes."
"Because you've ran out of moustache wax?"
"You don't get it."
"I really don't."
"My moustache is me."
@130story

A column of refugees trudge past.The cameraman pans left to film the waiting soldiers. In his head he is pitching the screenplay. @130story

At first glance it appeared the ridiculous Republican candidate's hair was made of straw. On closer inspection it was, yes straw. @130story

Heart hammering, pulse rate rocketing, Sal frantically scrabbled at the fridge door. No chocolate. Shops are shut. "ARGHH.. NO!!" @130story