Bug

The Rev Richard Ravest is in his vestment, in the vestibule, greeting his parish for the Harvest Festival. How many vests is that! @130story

Wearing a grubby vest, Fritz and Franco didn't take me seriously. Their laughter stopped when they saw what I'd taped to my back. @130story

2252…March 23rd...Dad told me about the Old Ones today. They had a saying, 'One man's bug is another man's dinner.' @130story

She reached into the vinyl collection, seeking something sharp and edgy yet old and classic it could only be the master Thelonious @130story

The needle hit the vinyl and began its spiral scratch. The crackles, hisses and pops couldn’t hide the genius of Thelonious Monk. @130story

Bob's biggest bug broke both boxes. Before Bob's biggest bug, both boxes broke bounds. But both boxes buggered beyond belief. @130story

Afar
It looked like a woollen vest
Covered his back and chest
Anear
I could see
It wasn't a vest
But nature doing its furry best
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"Fix the bug."
"The bug is in the policy, not in what we've done."
"Excuse me?"
"We've put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig."
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Thanks to nano tech, everyone on the children's ward is repaired overnight. Lights out. "Kids, be sure to let the bed bug bite." @130story

At the gallery around a Picasso an angry lady says look at that awful portrait and asks Is it Art? I'll be BUGgered if eye nose.

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