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Surely 'Capita' is the capital of Christmas, as it has Noel? @130story

A young couple couldn't raise enough capital to live in the Capital so they moved to an apartment in the lower case side of town @130story

Style guide: "DON’T USE BLOCK CAPITALS FOR LARGE AMOUNTS OF TEXT AS IT’S QUITE HARD TO READ." You must practise what you preach. @130story

The unintentional shouting was what rankled most. He didn't realise he was doing it, but it turned every suggestion into AN ORDER. @130story

They gave me an icecream covered in mint chocolate and to capital they topped it with a marshmallow. I told them I was on a diet! @130story