Preference

I preferred The KLF to JAMMS
So I got a Mr Whippy van
Followed their life plan
Burnt all my money
Now sell 99s
Rain, snow or sunny
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My Doritos preference is chilli. I will disown those who bring cheese ones into this house #130story

My preference doesn't matter
It's what my body lets me eat
I reminisce on the golden days
When (like a normal person)
I ate wheat
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#130story

I have a preferance
For defferance
Do you know me
Then
It's Mr Bishop
Sir or madam
Alright
Is that clear
Just joshing
Not really

Cruet

He liked salt
She preferred pepper.
He was essential for life
She provided warmth.
He cured ills
She spiced things up.
#130story

Which recent film has your pet most enjoyed? Eight out of ten owners (who expressed a preference) said their cats preferred It. #130story

Sleeping Beauty

Her preference was
to top up her beauty sleep
and ignore the prince.

#130story

My #130story preference is 130 not 250 characters. Thats sick. Thats bad. Twitter are perverts. Shame on them