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Returns

(8 stories)

When we wish each other many happy returns, we are wishing for many solar returns: many happy years to come. Beats happy birthday. #130story

The returns are incomplete
And full of mkstakes
When this is the norm
What will it take to realise
It's not them
It's the form?
#130story

Bill threw away a boomerang
No matter how he tried
The lump of wood returned to him
And landed by his side
Bills! are like that.
#130story

Returning to the scene of the crime, Fred sobs uncontrollably. The carnage still remains. 4 crumbs instead of the pack of figrolls #130story

#130story

Good good morning
Many happy regards for the day
Saying "I love you"
Would be a top
Except buying a paper in a paper shop

#130story

Many happy returns for the day
Is a nice thing on parting, to say
But you might get funny, looks
If they work with, fireworks

Graham who is not a fish!
Returns to the scene of his heinous crimes against literature daily at 1.30.
An addiction or affliction?
#130story

Coming back from the allotment caked in soil and dirt, I could easily pass for a B&W Minstrel tribute act #130story