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Microsoft

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Under normal circumstances, talking to a paper clip would get you a rest bite in a white padded room. You have my word on that. #130story

3 things I have never heard anybody say about Microsoft Office...
I love the ribbon
I miss Clippy
Calibri is a great default font
#130story

'Too many catches, surface not great, don't shut up properly'
'You mean shut down, I'd contact Microsoft'
'Do they sort draughts?'
#130story

When they created Microsoft
They covered all the tricks
But I've got a bug on my lap top
Even Bill Gates couldn't f… https://t.co/KsRoAgbyzA

In the 1690s, William III introduced a windows tax.
In the 1990s, William Henry Gates III introduced Windows 95.
That's progress. #130story

Oh, Juan, I can't do ********* as when I did the one about ********, I got ads for computer games (or whatever they're called now) #130story