Stated

My cat has an understated vindictive nature. Ignore him long enough for his breakfast and he will shit under the stairs. #130story

#130story

Father Christmas exists
There it is
That's me stated
I worry about
His emotional health
When he's upset
He shoots another elf

At an interview with the director
You stated that the lack of your output was due to being addicted to Twitter.… https://t.co/9d0JEbNgAX

The scales stated I'd gained a stone over Christmas. When I exchanged them, the new ones were also faulty. But I've… https://t.co/eGQJ7FXpIf

His last will and testament
Stated that his estate
Should not go to family
But to his best mate

His mate didn't k… https://t.co/5zQAulbhrJ

"You'll cook clean wash and iron, our beds comfy, I'll pay you in kind",wink
Every Tuesday Terry stated his needs at speed dating.
#130story

The Christmas cake recipe stated 1.5lb dried fruit and 2tbsp brandy.Confused, she ended up under the table clutching five raisins. #130story