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Accounting

(8 stories)

It’s time to do the tax form
Fill it in without delay
You’ll have to pay the penalty
If you go past judgement day.
Accounting
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I should be giddy with excitement. My continence should be threatened. But, alas, I am merely whelmed. #130story

She chose an an Accounting Apprenticeship in order to avoid the high cost of HE and learn current practice. She never regretted it.#130story

The formulas? Delightful.
The macros? Majestic.
The pivot tables? Wonderful.
Spreadsheets? Beautiful.
No accounting for taste.
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Tears have been falling from the sky for days. Steady, murky and only fitting, sorrow on account of uprooting and u… https://t.co/HXSMJvoeQb

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Brian, absent minded
Could never count past two
Then Brian was eaten by a lion
That's why accounting
Is so important, in a zoo

After Festive stock over ordering, obsolete stock's mounting.
Boots' warehouse boy Troy is Tweed and Tabac counting.

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Mrs Malaprop was accounting on the bank to extend her backdraft; as they wouldn't she had to wear the same eight in… https://t.co/QMtFpXGg5C