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Chicken

(9 stories)

Nuff said.

#130story https://t.co/iUeVJLAKfx

#130story

Henrietta the prize hen
Mulled it over
What came first
The chicken or the egg
Down to evolution
with multi-cellular development
Quite a philosopher
Henrietta the prize hen

Stress levels dropped the day I brought my 1st hens home. Chickens rule apart from the expense of replacing the wifes plants. #130story

Siobhan is not afraid of flying. It's taking off and landing that get her clucking. She can feel the in-flight food returning. #130story

Symptoms of liver cancer. No option but the only one. Florence the chicken now next to Tiger the cat in the garden pet cemetery #130story

John has a favourite chuck
He was advised to pull its neck
John didn’t fancy this at all
Who wants a chicken 6ft tall.
#130story

Trump is a financial chicken. He won't admit guns are bad, as he and the trumpettes would have to pay all their bribes back. #130story

He ran and ran. Tears streaming, crimson face, shame sobbing from his lungs. He could hear the taunts at his heels .... ‘chicken, chicken’. Flight beat fight - again. #130story

Tooth extraction. Clotted blood and pain in the lower west side. Hungry as hell but can't chew for a fortnight. At least there's chicken soup. #130story