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Right-wing

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Jon Gaunt the ultra right-wing exbroadcaster got sacked from his own radio station for death threats against people. #130story

Lord Squawkington adjusted the monocle on his beak.
"I sympathise", he cooed, "…but there's just not enough for you AND our migrating friends".
He checked his pocket watch.
Must dash; a social with his patron.
Silk worm canapés are delicious, but not worth declaring.

#130story

Lottie divided into
Left-wing and right-wing
Tonight, plan seed sowing
While I listen to a blackbird sing

He cares not for politics
But he's a territorial king
So, from his roof top
He'll incessantly sing
#130story

#130story

At the age of fifteen
Tony was in school canteen
Told couldn't have any butter
Advice by liberal elite
He carried inside for years
Now in his bunker bedsit
Tony is a right-wing nutter
Because at fifteen
Told in his school canteen
He couldn't have any butter

The tangerine's dream,
Or striped in red and white.
Number 7 on his back.

#130story

Siobhan was tired. She was sick of having no direction. She is old fashioned and wanted to be right wing not wing back. #130story

The final of his flight test
Just filled him full of fright
You rely upon a wing and prayer
When you don’t know left from right
#130story

She saw the robin hopping nervously along the fence line, nursing its right wing. Across the garden, the cat slunk away into the shadows; red in tooth and claw. #130story