Why is that George Formby still cleaning windows when his banjolele was sold for £28,500? Has he seen something we haven't? #130story
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Why is that George Formby still cleaning windows when his banjolele was sold for £28,500? Has he seen something we haven't? #130story
The eyes are the windows to the soul. All well and good. But I am in serious need of double glazing. Really should have gone to... #130story
Nothing beats the euphoria of anticipation, followed by 16 ft bummer of a downer pre breakfast. Welcome to the view of my soul #130story
He could see them all through the windows. Partying. Out of control. He'd show them...
He stomped in and screamed at his parents #130story
Cleaning windows in Dover
A seagull flew over
I became rather vexed
What happened next?
Windows shiny new
Covered in seagull poo
#130story
"They want me done & dusted by 9am. All sparkling, all free of smears, all windows."
He sighed.
"I remember when this was a doss." #130story
My robot army was finished. But they kept rebooting and freezing unexpectedly. The Windows blue screen of death haunts my dreams. #130story