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If you're an entomologist
You don't need a bug to impale
Just use a spoon so silver
And fix it with a nail.

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He sold the crate to the shippers. Then found it had jewels. Chased it to Shanghai. Hijinx ensued. Met Short Round. Found it! #130story

Export” by siento, 11 Aug 17

Export, import, it was all the same to me back in Shenzhen until them special Heisenberg chips showed up. That was the end of it. #130story

Export” by biztos, 11 Aug 17

The ex Porto Export
Imparted on his imports
He was the most important
In his sport.
They could be exported
From the outport.
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#Jose

Selling to the Prussian Democratic Federation is painful. Masses of paperwork. Why do they make it so hard to export to the PDF? #130story

At the shareholders meeting
They had nothing to report
They'd made no sales in the U.K.
And no merchandise to Export!
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Cullercoats.

#130story

Between the choice of my dad's cheap home brew or my mams shop bought cans. McEwans Export was always the winner for me. #130story

#130story export was a great for Jim until he moved a sofa full of smack. On the run from the mob, his ex and the cops he escaped to Cuba

Export” by siento, 11 Aug 17

Jim has got it. Something ineffable. An aura. If he could bottle his magic, sell and export it, we could all blaze with charisma. #130story

No gherkins.
I'd clearly said no.
No to that foul, green addition to the great American export. But there they f....ng were! #130story

My first assignment was to save slaves from a mineral exporting gang in a remote asteroid belt. It didn't turn out well for me
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