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Crop

(13 stories)

'The last leaf of autumn'
The owl doesn't want it to drop
It's a reminder that winters approaching
And last of thi… https://t.co/mE5rU60BBi

First day of term, Merv takes a deliberately bad group snap of the photography freshers, then asks:
"How d'you like the new crop?" #130story

Crop” by edbroom, 9 Aug 17

Take out the crows feet? And the grey? Good. Straighten the nose and whiten the teeth-oh. A crop too far? Perfect passport photo. #130story

Crop” by dboorer67, 9 Aug 17

When the crop gets the chop
They call it the harvest
Or you can pop to the shop
Proudly sporting your string vest
#130story #NonsensePoem

Many talk of harvesting the crop. I was raised on a desert planet. We ate a lot of meat and not much else. Any grain was distilled
#130story

Headteacher Clare misread the Anti-Fascist Day memo and wore a crap crop top, crepe culottes and crocs to work, causing chaos. #130story

Sun rise
Spreading shadows across the green hills.
Hedgerows alive with life.
The crops bent to the wind
As if in prayer. #130story

The cream of the crop
Is the first to go or spoil
Who knows what rises to the top?
What will be will be
Soon the cream will be UHT
#130story

Rural Romance Not Dead

Your brand-new combine harvester: 380k + 20 acres: 200k. My 43 acres: 430k. Kerching! Proposal accepted.

#130story

#devonhour #130story ......Oh....! 130 and a bit story

When the crop gets the chop
They call it the harvest
Or you can pop to the shop
Proudly sporting your sting vest
#130story #NonsensePoem

Did you see me on Top of the pops?
I was dancing in my crop top.
No, not in Pan's people,
It was one of them with Andy Peebles.
#130story

To crop or not to crop. Summer is here. Hair sweat is annoying. Time to blitz top mop, collars and cuffs. Blade level 3. Buzzzz #130story