Maps

Bill was on his computer
Checking his route to Birmingham
He must have keyed it in wrong
Instead of ‘Maps’ he got ‘Spam’
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I am bad with maps.
And all kinds of directions.
I am lost in space.

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The old cartographer
He knew the bridleways
Rights of ways
And footpaths
Etched into his mind like the contours on his aged hands
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"Right chaps
Here's the maps
First Guildford
Than south to Inverness"
Always had doubts about Tony
And his time in the SAS

There is no map for the human heart or common sense. Those paths are unchartered. That's where monsters be. #130story

Seagulls screech. A boat chugs up the river. No children sit on the canons. Chips with salt and plenty of batter at… https://t.co/PHMoID11ay

Older chaps
Prefer paper maps
Northern chaps
Go for flatter caps
Up north cobs
Down south baps

This tweet
May get me slapped
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P17 Q10
South Mimms I saw her
So much alike
I ran to toilet
She the loo
I wanted coffee
She had Kenco
I said "hi"
She "bye"
Why?

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