Email

Why do we only proof read an email after we press 'send'? @130story

Knowing the recipient was hard of hearing, I could not help but resort to typing the email in capital letters @130story

"Did you see the Slack post about the email protocol?"
"No, I was emailing. Did you see the Slack email?"
"No, I was Slacking."
@130story

Check. Check again. Three minutes, check again. Expecting an important message? No. just hoping for a sign I have a friend. @130story

He sighed as he once again forgot the office email thread wasn't a Slack channel and replied to himself... @130story https://twitter.com/130story/status/782920693000404992 …

In the half light she seemed so real, arm-less yet so beguiling, "Venus" I said in a hushed whisper "is statue?" @130story

"I didn't get it."
"I definitely sent it."
"Nothing."
"I sent it."
"It's not here."
"Remind me again, who runs the email service?"
@130story

You're the first female
To give me their Gmail
But my billet-doux
Bounced on error 512
"Bad email address"
Now my outlook's a mess
@130story

Tea, toast, two cups of coffee and I can't put it off any longer. Open laptop. How many today? Oh Lord sixty, and it's only 9.30. @130story

At 95 Alan tried to send an email but, confused, didn't know where to stick the stamp. His wife of 50 years finally told him @130story

@130story Wormwood taught Uncle Screwtape; email is far more devilish than letters, with its infuriating, nagging, immediate expectancy.

'Meeting @ 10' the email said. 'You, me & the photocopier again big-boy.' She pressed send- To all. Jones & son, a family company @130story