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Accessing

(10 stories)

Accessing the file
Always elicits a smile
Nails - mainicure and paint
A saint she ain't
Her smile so bright
This is her night

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Purring "A chance for accessing ALL areas" was a ruse not a come-on, unusually steady Mr Stevens' "What's behind the green door?".
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Open wide
Coming in
Accessing all areas
Aunty Brenda's
Waiting
For stripping sailors
Full of excitement
And lots
And lots
of gin

After a bit of a binge
He arrived at his door
The key wouldn't fit
There must be a flaw
He broke down the door
Of his neighbour.
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FAGIN: I'm accessing the situation

I'm struggling with accessing my brain
Did I pull out the sump plug
Ready to drain?
It's running on empty
I'd better not strain
It
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Accessing the priest hole is easy, she said. Just shimmy down. Soon as I was in, I wanted out. Now using a lift makes me sweat. #130story

Her body language signaled Halt!
Luke, not to be deterred,
Ordered 2 margaritas with salt
She was perturbed for G&T she preferred
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Albert was caught red-handed accessing Alice's private entrance and tried hot-footing it. That bloody gerbil was a dashing menace #130story

A scent so haunting, it made her feel claustrophobic. Accessing her memory to figure it out proved futile. Hypnosis perhaps?! #130story