Lender

Len the money lender
met a sad end in a blender
at the hands of his wife Brenda
whilst listening to Return to Sender
by Elvis #130story

No matter how tight the money was at week’s end, there were always Lender’s bagels on the Sunday breakfast table.
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Need some cash?
Go see Mr White
The friendly lender
Visits us Tuesday night
Don't worry about his bark
Cos you should see his bite
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I love you
Adore you
Have my heart
All yours
Forever
I'm not a lender
All for free
But
Let's have dinner
Burger King
Maybe KFC

Lorna always promised to never a lender nor borrower be. An impossible task for a librarian but she's never lost a book or friend. #130story

Dragged over coals
The ancient lender of souls
She'll charge you a fee
And you'll always agree

She paid the price and so will you
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He was putting out to tender
To find the biggest lender
His pockets were very deep
But still his cash did seep
Hole in the pocket
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Called Shilling, they build houses and act as money lender if you need a hand. Outrageous rates. Press calls them Shylock Homes. #130story